SQL blues

Whoever designed this SQL language is a nut. That was the opening statement of
"Close encounters of the Fourth kind" and I still stick by it. It was about a
year that I wrote that story, and my opinion has still not changed. After a
year I had to actually read and understand an SQL query. I was unhappy that I
had to read tripple nested queries of 10 lines then. Now I have queries that
span 2 printed pages each. Yuck! How on earth is any human supposed to make
sense of it? And how the hell did that author manage to write it? Probably
must have had a fight with his/her girfriend/boyfriend/spouse.
And to think I have to bear with one whole week of this. I shall overcome
someday!

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